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championcoolbreeze:

obfuscatingdeity:

the thing to realize here is that conservatives find the idea of paying workers a livable wage so absurd that they make hyperbolic comparisons like this

because fifteen dollars an hour and a hundred thousand dollars an hour both mean the same thing to them; more than you deserve

^That commentary is very important.

(via missopiackinack)

passific-rim-job:

nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

a friend’s dad once hugged me goodbye and said “you’re like the daughter i never had” and his wife is like “you
have a daughter

(via missopiackinack)

rcah:

TWITTER HAS NO CHILL 

rcah:

TWITTER HAS NO CHILL 

(via officialwhitegirls)

jakemalik:

being the last person still laughing too much at a joke is a very big problem in my life

(via officialwhitegirls)

flamingno:

people without passwords on their phones are the strongest and most terrifying people you will ever meet

(via officialwhitegirls)

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

(via punk-rock-octopus)

mcsnuggie:

at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce

(via officialwhitegirls)

the-monstrumologist:

ydrill:

Enjoying bath

OH
MY
GOD
HOW
FUCKING
CUTE

(via the-absolute-best-gifs)

lauren-jauregui:

pashmere:

omfg this gif is the answer for everything

"how are you?"

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"did you get a good grade?"

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"how’s your romantic life?"

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how’s ronaldo doing in the world cup so far?

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(via officialwhitegirls)

sararye:

every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters

(via lordharrypotter)