the thing to realize here is that conservatives find the idea of paying workers a livable wage so absurd that they make hyperbolic comparisons like this
because fifteen dollars an hour and a hundred thousand dollars an hour both mean the same thing to them; more than you deserve
^That commentary is very important.
I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.
a friend’s dad once hugged me goodbye and said “you’re like the daughter i never had” and his wife is like “you
have a daughter
being the last person still laughing too much at a joke is a very big problem in my life
people without passwords on their phones are the strongest and most terrifying people you will ever meet
what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean
at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce
omfg this gif is the answer for everything
"how are you?"
"did you get a good grade?"
"how’s your romantic life?"
how’s ronaldo doing in the world cup so far?
every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters